Old King Kohl!
    

Old King Kohl was a merry asshole,
And a merry asshole was Old King Kohl.
He called for his wife
In the middle of the night,
And he called for his wankers three.

His Wankers Three!
    

Next verse, same as the first...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....
Old King Kohl was a merry asshole,
And a merry asshole was Old King Kohl.
He called for his wife
In the middle of the night,
And he called for his wankers three.

I'm hoping that by next week we'll be able to build up to a
rousing chorus of "Old Bus Driver Speed Up a Little Bit"...

By Brian Hillis

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