Hi!

My name is Merlin and this is the only BBS my parents would let me have so I just have to make the best of it :) I want to put in a few neat java applets for your enjoyment and some other kewl things also. There is a message base for exchanging ideas with other people. What you will not find here is any kitty porn!

My friend W.R. is going to give me some nifty sound files, his aunt Rhonda (the slut) is going to record the sounds of her looking for a good time also. I have heard that you can tell the "size" of a man by looking at his feet. In that case I could probably make Rhonda really happy 'cause I have BIG FEET! (with extra toes).

My favorite things are licking myself and annoying BBS users by pressing keys for them. In case you haven't guessed by now I am a CAT. I share my house with two people and a lot of cats. Some of my roomates are purebreds and other are domestic cats like myself. It does not matter what we are, we all are loved the same (except for maybe Puff, he can really be a pest at times). We also have some DOGS here. The dogs are okay but they can get annoying at times. Of course even at their worst they are not as bad as Arnold. Anorld is a real pig. He likes to go around snorting and bumping us with his head. Have you ever been chased by a wild pig? Let me tell you it can get old very fast. At least he can not jump up after us cats. Sometimes we like to jump out of his way and watch him go after the dogs.

If you listen closely you can hear one of my friends in the background.

That is all from me for now. I will add more later!

Bye,

Merlin